in the dictionary
noun \ˈziŋ-ər\
: a quick and clever comment that
criticizes or insults someone
Zingers of the world and from the world {some Christian in name only can be "of the
world" in the sense of the little epistle of I John} are quick and clever with both the
creativity of human wisdom and the devices of Satan.  They are comments that criticize
the faith of most Christians in the real body of Christ now on earth, those members on
earth of "the church of the firstborn written in heaven"  (Hebrews 12:23).  They insult the
Bible and "the faith once for all delivered to the saints" (Jude 3); however as individuals
made in the image of God they deserve answers from Holy Zingers of the Holy Bible--that
is the province of Christian Apologetics and the Philosophy of Religion with a little
common horse sense, that is stable thinking!
{See Special for the New Year and always,
"The Bible as the standard for faith and

                                                      Holy Zingers from the Holy Bible**
                         {continued from the
Holy Zingers #1 Page}
Zingers of World      Counter Punch     Zingers from God     Bible Paradoxes     
1.  "I was once
born again."

2.  certain single
churches and
ministries have the
full responsibility of
reaching the whole
world with their
unique message.

3.  "we have the
unique and
message of the

4.  "we are
going to have
one more great
revival in the
world where all
Israel will be

5.  all should be
baptized in the
Holy Spirit like
us, with the
thereof of
speaking in

6.  every story of
faith in the OT
like of David and
Goliath can be
spiritualized to
talk about Christ
and the cross
1.  That is
impossible just like
it is not possible to
declare yourself
not ever born, you
are here for better
or worse.

2.  no one church has
the resources to
carry on its shoulders
the total responsibility
of the great
commission, nor
should that burden be
put on them alone as
if they were the only
Christians left

3.  In the major
body of living
Christians of the
Bible, we are sorry
it took so long for
you to recognize
the unique
message of the
cross of the Bible
as if new and only
given to you.

4.  Sorry, but the
"all Israel saved"
of Romans 9:6 and
etc in Romans,
"Not as though the
word of God hath
taken none effect.
For they are not all
Israel, which are of

5.  All Christians are
immersed inside
with the Holy Spirit
at real faith, now
dedication and
maturity are a
different thing; but in
no case are
unknown tongues
the evidence of
anything except
disobedience to the
Word of God in I
Corinthians 14.

6.  Every student of
hermeneutics or the
rules of the Bible
Itself for
knows, the
principle of "Just let
the Bible say what it
is trying to say",
rather than
spiritualizing it with
what you want it to
say which is true
but written plainly in
other places of the

1.  "For it is impossible
for those who were
once enlightened, and
have tasted of the
heavenly gift, and
were made partakers
of the Holy Ghost,
And have tasted the
good word of God, and
the powers of the
world to come,
If they shall fall away,
to renew them again
unto repentance;
seeing they crucify to
themselves the
Son of God afresh, and
put him to an open
shame."  (Hebrews

2.  Bare min there were
11 ministers at the table
when Jesus
Christians, teaching,
"Go ye into all the
world, and preach the
gospel to every creature.
He that believeth and
is baptized shall be
saved; but he that
believeth not shall be
damned."  (Mark

3.  "What? came the
word of God out from
you? or came it unto
you only?"  (I
Corinthians 14:6)

4.  Zechariah 13:8,9
"And it shall come to
pass, that in all the
land, saith the LORD,
two parts therein shall
be cut off and
die; but the third shall
be left therein.
And I will bring the
third part through the
fire, and will refine
them as silver is
refined, and will try
them as gold is tried:
they shall call on my
name, and I will hear
them: I will say, It is my
people: and
they shall say, The
LORD is my God."

5.  "But as many as
received him, to them
gave he power to
become the sons of
God, even to them
that believe on his
Which were born, not
of blood, nor of the will
of the flesh, nor of the
will of man, but of
(John 1:12,13)

6.  "Jesus answered
and said unto them, Ye
do err, not knowing the
scriptures, nor the
power of God."  
(Matthew 22:29)

"And beginning at
Moses and all the
prophets, he
expounded unto them
in all the scriptures the
things concerning
himself."  (Luke

"Search the scriptures;
for in them ye think ye
have eternal life: and
they are they which
testify of
me."  (John 5:39)

"He that believeth on
me, as the scripture
hath said, out of his
belly shall flow rivers
of living water.
(But this spake he of
the Spirit, which they
that believe on him
should receive: for the
Holy Ghost
was not yet given;
because that Jesus
was not yet glorified.)
Many of the people
therefore, when they
heard this saying, said,
Of a truth this is the
Prophet. (John 7:38-40)
1. "Jesus answered
and said unto him,
Verily, verily, I say
unto thee, Except a
man be born again, he
cannot see the
kingdom of God.
Nicodemus saith unto
him, How can a man
be born when he is
old? can he enter the
second time
into his mother's
womb, and be born?
Jesus answered,
Verily, verily, I say
unto thee, Except a
man be born of water
and of the Spirit, he
cannot enter into the
kingdom of God.
That which is born of
the flesh is flesh; and
that which is born of
the Spirit is spirit.
Marvel not that I said
unto thee, Ye must be
born again.
The wind bloweth
where it listeth, and
thou hearest the sound
thereof, but canst not
tell whence it
cometh, and whither it
goeth: so is every one
that is born of the
Spirit."  (John 3:4-8)

2. "For I say, through
the grace given unto
me, to every man that
is among you, not to
think of himself
more highly than he
ought to think; but to
think soberly,
according as God hath
dealt to every man the
measure of faith.
For as we have many
members in one body,
and all members have
not the same office:
So we, being many,
are one body in Christ,
and every one
members one of
another."  (Romans

3.  "I am crucified with
Christ: nevertheless I
live; yet not I, but
Christ liveth in me: and
the life which I
now live in the flesh I
live by the faith of the
Son of God, who
loved me, and gave
himself for me."  
(Galatians 2:20)

4.  Zechariah 14:2
"For I will gather all
nations against
Jerusalem to battle;
and the city shall be
taken, and the houses
rifled, and the women
ravished; and half of
the city shall go forth
into captivity, and the
residue of the
people shall not be cut
off from the city."

5.  "He that speaketh
in an unknown tongue
edifieth himself; but he
that prophesieth
edifieth the church."  (I
Corinthians 14:4)

6.  "All scripture is
given by inspiration of
God, and is profitable
for doctrine, for
reproof, for correction,
for instruction in
That the man of God
may be perfect,
thoroughly furnished
unto all good works."  
(II Timothy 3:16,17)